Sunday, August 26, 2007

Friends

The difference
between "Simple Friends" and "REAL
FRIENDS"!


A
simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend
has never seen you cry. A
real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..

A
simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A
simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A
simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A
simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A
simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A
simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real
friend expects to always be there for you!


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